Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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