No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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