Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
