he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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