We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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