i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
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