In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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