Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
it's great music for shaving your balls
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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