We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Can I color on your dick again?
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I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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