Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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