Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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