She's JV to your varsity
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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