lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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