Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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