I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I've blown a few things in my day
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Randomize
