This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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