Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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