you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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