Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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