Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Boobs speak an international language.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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