so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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