Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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