Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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