we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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