If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
