Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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