id be glad to
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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