got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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