i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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