Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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