Betty ford says i'm here all night
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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