Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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