I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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