I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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