I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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