You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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