I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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