Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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