is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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