dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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