fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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