around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
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Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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