So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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