i permit you to call me
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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