Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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