brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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