absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
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Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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