they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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