would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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