haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
