i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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