Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Randomize
