This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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