People in love make me want to vomit
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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