i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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