BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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