And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
