Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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