That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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